The Alien Resident
(oder ein racistischer katze)
by Silvio Kraljevic & Uno Hoo
Once upon a weekday Zombie the house cat was meditating.
Suddenly she felt compelled to sing.
Her friend Leroy heard her and said...
"Isn't that tune a big hit with those aliens from Mausland?"
"I just hum the words," said Zombie. "Mauslandish is a stupid language."
"Yes," Leroy agreed, "but the beat goes more like this..."
Suddenly a Mauslander emerged, and quite annoyed it was
"Please," it said with a heavy accent."You cats keep me awake."
"Sorry," said Leroy. "My name is Leroy, and I think you're cute!"
" Zombie! Don't be a sour puss. Opposites attract. You like their music, don't you?"
(Entschuldigen, bitte. Es tut mir leit, aber mein Deutsch ist nicht besser.)
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